Friday, April 14, 2006

Keep Your Skepticism to Yourself

The world may be full of skepticism but I am a true believer in miracles. It seems me and the Missus were transporting our brood to the far northern reaches of this great country when our buggy began to function improperly. It seems that our 16-year-old had put the horses on autopilot and somehow, they got stuck in a fast pace. She tried to coax them to slow down and then got almost durn-right mean with them, but all to no avail. Finally, she succeeded in unhitching them. (Read, turned the ignition off)

Well, we sat there, in the middle of nowhere (any that have been to Montana can confirm that there is a lot of "nowhere" to find.) trying to figger what was wrong and what to do next. I tried to start them horses up again several times to see if they were done tuckered out and willing to continue at a more leisurely pace but without proper results. Being mechanically inclined is not my strongest characteristic so when the idea came so suddenly into my head to check the throttle to see if it was stuck, I was struck with amazement. I had no idea if I could even find it but more to my amazement, it ended up being there right in front of me. I easily got it unstuck and then the horses were magically transformed into docile, obedient animals.

One of the younguns then said a prayer, invoking help that the poor animals would continue on performing as needed for the duration of our journey. Came to pass as sure as Dogpatch is a breeding ground for skeeters. Now, all you skeptics out there, hold yer tongues because I believe it was one more chalked up to the Big Guy Upstairs (no disrespect intended).

1 comment:

Lyle said...

Remember when my brood had the little white mule from them folks at Shev-ro-lay? We was a comin back from Par-o-doks and our lil mule was a kickin and hollerina n we'z done sed a prayr an all. Woodnt ya no it. We coasted right on inta La Sal. Same place as yur wivs kin folk. and by golly, that Dee Frost feller performed a mightee mircle rite then an ther. Thas what makes road trips so ex-citin.

An afta all dat we rode into Moad an stayed with are baby sister for a nite. Made me long fer the stays with ol Gus popalapus in Helper.